Thursday, October 27, 2005

Biblical Lobbyists II

Rocks are just part of our heritage. Where would Israel be today if Ehud hadn't gone to the quarries* before finishing off Eglon and the Moabites?

--National Big Heavy Stones Association


*We are aware that the King James is the only major translation that uses this term in Judges 3. Note, however, that this is also the only major translation to have been made before the influence of the modern anti-rocks movement.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Auctually, in support of their position, notice how there are three things in scripture which support Rocks.

Tower of Babel was made of Bricks (these are man's devices seeking to replace God's natural rocks as means for building)

God commanded unhewned stone to be used for all alters for him (again, must be God's creation, not man's.)

And Jesus rose again from behind a stone.


WAHOOOOOO

GO ROCKERS!!

NickJH.

The Heart said...

How about where Jacob uses rocks as pillows from Genesis 28:11? And then God revealed himself to that Patriarch....

Does that count for anything?