If Avatar wins, the Oscars are bought.
If Up in the Air wins, the Oscars are stuck in a rut.
If Inglourious Basterds wins, the Oscars just go to whatever the most outrageous idea is.
If Precious wins, the Oscars are liberal heartthrobs.
If The Blind Side wins, the Oscars are conservative heartthrobs. (Ha!)
If An Education wins, the Oscars are perverts.
I guess that leaves The Hurt Locker (since District 9 has sci-fi-itis, and anyway shouldn't be permitted to win if Invictis can't)?
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