Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Testamentary advice

If you are going to shoot yourself, you should make sure you have a will, so that you know what happens to the stuff you have. And you should also make sure that you bequeath the gun you shoot yourself with to a more distant relative, so that they will actually appreciate the gift, and not care so much that it was the same gun that *sob, tear in eye* you shot yourself with.

[Note for the benefit of the bar association: the foregoing is NOT legal advice. It is humor. Sick humor, but humor nonetheless.]

1 comment:

The Brain said...

Yes, it is about finals time. And yes, I should be studying.