Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Really happened in a deposition - I was there

Q: You know that we need the answers to be verbal?
A: (The witness moved head up and down.)

Thursday, January 10, 2013

Fish in the news



Pike found choked on Zander

The article linked to above discusses a Dutch fish found choked with another fish nearly as big as himself in his mouth, and speculates that the fish died of greed.  Had the fish been found in the lazy rivers of the deep South, however, the only reasonable explanation would have been that the Zander had found a few beers floating in the river, been enjoying them with some friends, then turned to them and said, "Hey, ya'll, I bet I can swim right through that Pike over there!"