In honor of The Heart and her Arabic studies (and for the benefit of anyone who has seen Denzel Washington's larger than life role as Malcolm X), I present this bit taken from an opinion in a case with a pro se plaintiff who essentially filed the same claims twice.

Though Plaintiff proceeded in the Prior Action under his given name, Tyrone Troy McRae, he concedes that Pharo Naji Akhenaten is the same person as the plaintiff in the Prior Action. (Pl.'s Local R. 56.1 Statement of Material Facts ("Pl.'s Facts") PP 1-3.) Plaintiff explains that while "his biological mother named him 'Tyrone Troy McRae,'" Pharo Naji Akhenaten "is his rightful, national, [**10] indigenous, righteous name from Father Allah, in the Hieroglyphic language preserved in Qur'aanic and Hebrew Text. Plaintiff is a Qariat-ul Qur'aan-il Kaariym fi- lisaan Sidqin-il 'Alliyaa [A reciter of the Confirmations of the Noble Qur'aan, in Classical Arabic] and a descendant of Allah by Blood; a Muslim by Nature, not by religion and he is not a mere juristic person [TYRONE TROY MCRAE] or 'straw man' based upon the Black Code but an indigenous aborigine; a natural person under the Divine Protection of Allah, the God of Horus, Isis, Osiris, Ra; Abraham, Isaac, Jacob et al., The Most Honorable W.D. Fard, The Honorable Elijah Muhammad and The Honorable Minister Louis Farrakhan." (Id. P 1) (emphasis in original).

Akhenaten v. Najee, LLC, 544 F.Supp.2d 320, 325 n.6 (S.D.N.Y. 2008)

Accounting Joke

Would it be funny if your outside auditing firm's vendor number in your system was 990?

Do Dogs Go to Heaven?

Two churches in Hartford, KY are finally settling the issue for us all by having it out on their signs.

Click the to see the outcome for Fido!


(While it is all fun and games, the Cumberland Presbyterian Magazine reports that is, in fact, an internet hoax, and can be reproduced here.)